Harry Peabrain is an itinerant soldier of fortune in the nasy war against outdated dairy
products remaining on grocery store shelves. Scarred at an early age by a particular fetid
container of sour chocolate mailk he has vowed to protect others from being exposed to similar
atrocites. Harry lists the following products a being th most likely to be spoiled and out of
date:
chocolate milk
Ostrich eggs
Moose cow
Harry insists tha tthe problem varies from one region of the contry antoher, with the following
region and grocery store chains being cited as the worst offenders.
Midwest:
Grooving Groceries, Inc.,
buy Low, Sell high, Corp.
In a recent interview Harry stated:
"If I were to let moss grow under my feet, then mildew would be growing in every grocery cooler in America".
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